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No bunnies, no hard boiled eggs, no floral dresses here! 

Just me and my puppy and a blog post.

What is this, like a #fridayintroductions on steroids or something? I found this deep in the depths of my blog archives and instead of sending it off to wherever R.I.P drafts go, I decided to resurrect it and waste a lot of time filling it out. 

The only reason I decided to follow through and post this was a.) I'm cleaning out my drafts and b.) I know I'll cry laughing (at myself) reading this in twenty years. Will blogger even exist in 20 years? Will I even exist in 20 years? Who knows. It all seems a little extra for 2017, but then again, what isn't these days.

For your sake, this post has been condensed. Click below to keep reading...but may I suggest making sure you have ample amounts of time because holy guacamole, it's long.

Long live resurrected drafts! It's Easter all over again.

  1. Who are your heros? Jesus and Jen Gotch. In that order. 
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Is Heaven an option, because, yeah.
  3. What is your biggest fear? Rejection and running out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
  4. What is your favorite family vacation? Arizona circa 2010.
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could? I wish I were taller and a whole lot kinder.
  6. What really makes you angry? Politicians, low battery and stains that won't come out.
  7. What motivates you to work hard? Proverbs 31:10-31
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career? LOL.
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job? The self imposed competitive vibes.
  10. What is your favorite book to read? The Bible and The Great Gatsby. What a combo!
  11. What makes you laugh the most? My typos.
  12. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think? The Shallows! I was only terrified to the point of tears 3 times.
  13. What did you want to be when you were small? A secretary for a senator and a Walmart cashier on the weekends.
  14. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be? Take photos of everything. 
  15. What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play? Favorite to play is volleyball, favorite to watch is hockey. Unless you count shopping as a sport, then that would probably count for both.
  16. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? TBH I'd rather be chauffeured, but if you insist I pick, I'd rather drive, assuming there is an aux-cord.
  17. What would you sing at Karaoke night? Well, I wouldn't, so that's easy!
  18. What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most? Silence or Spotify. There is no in-between.
  19. Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?  Clean the bathroom hands down. 
  20. If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work? Yard work. 
  21. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? Bread. Bread is a meal, right?
  22. Who is your favorite author? Jane Austen
  23. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it? Oh so many! Kryn, Karen, Krynderella, Karis (like 90% of my friends call me this, thx guys) and more.
  24. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not? Small scale surprises I can deal with, Large ones are no-no for me though.
  25. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read? Take a walk around the island...and then watch a movie ;)
  26. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why? BOTH! BECAUSE, WHY NOT?
  27. Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why? Work at the perfect job. 
  28. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island? Jesus.
  29. If money was no object, what would you do all day? Basically exactly what I do now so, nothing.
  30. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to? I'd love to be a fly on the log cabin wall of Laura Ingalls Wilder's little house in the big woods.
  31. How would your friends describe you? Cheerful, colorful, responds to texts in 3-5 business days.
  32. What are your hobbies? Photography, journaling and wandering the aisles at Target.
  33. What is the best gift you have been given? A diamond necklace from my grandmother. I wear it everyday.
  34. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without? Pen and paper.
  35. List two pet peeves. Inconsiderate people and slow drivers
  36. Where do you see yourself in five years? I honestly don't even know where I see myself in five days, so looking that far ahead is basically pointless.
  37. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Always more than I think.
  38. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have? The power to heal those who are sick and find the cure for every disease. 
  39. What would you do if you won the lottery? Probably post on Instagram, then ask my mom to tell me what to do with it since she's an accountant, and I can't count higher than ten.
  40. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.) Airplanes. Preferably the window seat.
  41. What's your favorite zoo animal? FLAMINGOS.
  42. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be? That one thing would be to change everything.
  43. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be? Jesus, Jen Gotch, Jane Austen, and, of course, I'd bring my mom.
  44. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4. I'm a diva.
  45. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)? I average about 5 hours of sleep a night, so idk I've been going without sleep for a couple years now.
  46. What's the tallest building you've been to the top in? Either St. Peter's Basilica or the Sears Tower. Or the Space Needle?
  47. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? If I'd have to pick one or the other, I'd rather just stay me.
  48. How often do you buy clothes? More often than my mother and bank account prefer me too.
  49. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Maybe? If it was a secret, then chances are I didn't know.
  50. What's your favorite holiday? I've decided to start celebrating Hanukkah and that's going to be my thing.
  51. What's the most daring thing you've ever done? Made choices that were hard, but were for my health.
  52. What was the last thing you recorded on TV? Who watches tv lol 
  53. What was the last book you read? "So We Read On"
  54. What's your favorite type of foreign food? INDIAN. CAN I PLS EAT NAAN ALL DAY!?! 
  55. Are you a clean or messy person? Let's just say I appreciate the value of a good mess.
  56. Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? Italia Ricci, Blake Livley or Julianne Hough
  57. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 30 minutes to a little over an hour, depending on what I'm doing that day
  58. What kitchen appliance do you use every day? the microwave #class #health
  59. What's your favorite fast food chain? I'd be fired if I didn't say Chick-Fil-A so...
  60. What's your favorite family recipe? Pecan French Toast. Served best on Christmas morning. 
  61. Do you love or hate roller coasters? I love them till I get in line to ride them. Then I'm like mmm, better not. 
  62. What's your favorite family tradition? uh.
  63. What is your favorite childhood memory? Building forts outside my uncle's cabin.
  64. What's your favorite movie? Emma, the 2012 BBC version
  65. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out? I never believed in Santa...mostly because we live in Florida and chimneys don't exist here.
  66. Is your glass half full or half empty? Realistically its overflowing but I feel like I spill the glass a lot.
  67. What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love? Believed it was real.
  68. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island? My mom, my dog and my house ;)
  69. What was your favorite subject in school? BIOLOGY.
  70. What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? Chick-Fil-A for every meal, everyday for a week.
  71. Do you collect anything? Postcards, black shirts and Rifle Paper Company calendars. 
  72. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? If poplin Laura-Ingall's style dresses were fashionable, then literally all my childhood dreams would come true.
  73. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Extrovert. Working on being an intentional Extrovert. Will update you in 20.3 years.
  74. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest? taste, more specifically my sweet tooth because I LOVE DESSERT.
  75. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) I've actually had 4. My mom knows I HATE planning my own birthday, so she informs me not to worry about it and then I know it's gonna be a surprise. 
  76. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? You're speaking with the 4th cousin of Barack Obama twice removed. 
  77. What do you do to keep fit? Literally nothing, and I'm 100% okay with that.
  78. Does your family have a “motto” – spoken or unspoken? "Do your best and let God do the rest."
  79. If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce? "Treat others how you want to be treated"
  80. Who was your favorite teacher in school and why? Okay, so I was homeschooled, and, yes, my mom was my teacher, but also, yes, she knows full well that my favorite teacher was actually my geography teacher, Mrs. Nag, in 8th grade. Don't worry, we've already worked this out. 
  81. What three things do you think of the most each day? All the assignments I have to do, worry about my car breaking into a million pieces and wondering if there is lipstick on my teeth or not.
  82. If you had a warning label, what would yours say? "Will take an unnecessary amount of photos of everything."
  83. What song would you say best sums you up? SUGAR BY MAROON 5 IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION.
  84. What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee? This girl from Instagram that I am legit obsessed with. I'm sure it would be the most aesthetically pleasing coffee shop experience to date.
  85. Who was your first crush? Pretty sure it was Aaron Sanchez from Food Network because boy, do I love me a man that can make a mean queso fresco.
  86. What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window? My neighbor mowing his lawn in a loin cloth. 
  87. On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are? I mean, I laugh at all my jokes but that probably means I'm like a 2.
  88. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully working a job where it's acceptable to wear blazers and heels. 
  89. What was your first job? Serving Christian Chicken. Heels were not allowed.
  90. If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join? I would join LANY for the sole purpose of taking their album cover photos.
  91. How many languages do you speak? Taking French right now, and it's kind of a disaster. But then again, English is my first language, and that's also a disaster so I'm not really sure what I was expecting.
  92. What is your favorite family holiday tradition? Opening presents on New Year's Day.
  93. Who is the most intelligent person you know? My mom and my friend Spencer. If I need medical advice I go to my mom, and if I want to know what article 3, section 7, line 100 of the Constitution says, Spencer is the man.
  94. If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be? A bunny. Preferably, a pink sugar coated marshmallow bunny.
  95. What is one thing you will never do again? Listen to biology lectures while driving.
  96. Who knows you the best? My blog.
Karissa Nickish